It was recorded that the man had the robot secured for all but 10 seconds ... The owner told ABC affiliate KGO-TV, that the bot requires specialized programming in order for it to work properly.

Why? After so many years of peaceful co-existence with our robot friends, why attack one and thus bring inevitable doom to all humans? We may never know the answer to that, as a man who assaulted ...

Or if none of that works, you could always follow in one YouTuber's footsteps and build a robot that force-feeds you alcohol. Meet Noir Bytes: the anonymous robotics guru behind the bold self ...