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“I don’t think about retiring ... He’s my friend. He talked me into doing it." Rogan, 57, originally joined UFC in 1997 as a post-fight interviewer but parted ways with the promotion ...

He teases me about being single ... Next time he makes a joke you don’t like, try something like, “Can we please not joke about my dating life? I don’t find it funny.” ...

it should be on me.” “That’s really funny, right?” Brunson says through laughter. “Well, you know what? Don’t worry about the character, just go ahead and take the costume off, leave ...

I so wanted to — but I thought, ‘It’s late in the day, don’t be a d–k,'” the ... “Thank you for accepting me into your life.” Brody didn’t leave the stage as the wrap-up music ...

GREG GUTFELD: You know what's funny? I don't care ... That's not on me. That's my seat. Don't you have a process for having him leave that seat? Yes, we do. Can he go back to his seat?

Without the exact dimensions of this snake pit, it’s hard for me ... leave well enough alone.” Once you’ve gotten that longer message across, then “Please don’t” ought to do it. Funny ...

He talked me into doing it ... Yeah, if he leaves, I leave. Yeah, so, in my contract, if he leaves, I don’t have to stay.” Rogan, 57, originally joined UFC in 1997 as a post-fight interviewer ...

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The "Grey's Anatomy" star, 55, reflected that the "stars really have aligned for me my whole life" as she ... spoke at the ceremony and said that "I don't know anybody like" Pompeo, a "great ...

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