table-dancing in her bra with that Christmas sweater draped around her neck like Superman’s cape. Whalen, meanwhile, would have been part of the bash from the jump—the po-faced COO ...
Where oh where to start - the guy's giant pointy elf shoes? The mysterious brown liquid seeping out from between the girl's legs and onto the floor? The Beep Beep poster with inexplicable ocean motif?
A pizza order, a thank you, or a death threat — Giuseppe Mantova didn’t know which awaited him as he answered the call the Wednesday evening before Christmas. The phone at Vito’s Pizza had ...
As you approach the storefront on Tower Avenue, you’re greeted by a cheery green awning and windows showcasing an eclectic mix of items that hint at the wonders within. It’s like the retail equivalent ...
In the 1990s and 2000s, the Superman “S” became an ironic uniform for those in the zeitgeist. Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan wore a black sweater with the emblem rendered in pink and ...
Amongst the holiday decorations, shopping for gifts, and planning family gatherings, one aspect of the season stands out for many - the wearing of christmas sweaters. Once considered a kitschy ...
Cape: You can orgasm only while thinking about “Nosferatu.” Ugly Christmas Sweater: You’re very likely wearing asbestos. That’s why you’re so warm. Fair Isle: You are ready to survive ...