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Wayne Rooney was in no doubt when naming the toughest defender he ever faced at Manchester United as Jamie Carragher also ...

Like the disastrous BBC interview of Harry’s uncle, Prince Andrew, “it’s a wonder that anyone thought this would be a good ...

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Newcastle United boss Eddie Howe has been shortlisted for the Premier League manager of the month award for April - just days ...

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Aston Villa need a win to stay in the Champions League qualification discussion, while uneven Fulham are hoping to boost ...

The reigning premiers are on top of the ladder, the previous year's champions sit second, and West Coast, North Melbourne and ...

Huijsen is the Amsterdam-born, Andalusia-raised centre-half who was honed at the academy of Juventus and is sought by most of ...

“Karma and other supernatural beliefs make you think there are higher powers making sure that in the long run, you're going ...

Turns out, it’s a good climate trade-off too ... and “Don’t count your chickens before they hatch” entered the English language. The term “spring chicken”, a clever nod to naivety ...