And this flock of goose honked and shrieked, and the Romans woke up and protected the city. SIMON: Live in an apartment or just don't have a porch? Well, some stores sell desk geese that you can dress ...

STEPHANIE ZAWADA: My porch goose is on the front porch ... Well, some stores sell desk geese that you can dress up - maybe as BJ Leiderman, who does our theme music. MORGAN: It's an outward ...

The paths, the porch, actually all surfaces are a mess, like in a goose farm. When I asked ... I asked if they would pick me up too, and her boyfriend said that he could do it, but he would ...

In the last couple of years, sales of one animal have gone through the roof: Everybody wants a goose. Life-size decorative ... now we want whimsy and dressed-up porch geese.” ...