“I don’t think about retiring ... He’s my friend. He talked me into doing it." Rogan, 57, originally joined UFC in 1997 as a post-fight interviewer but parted ways with the promotion ...

He teases me about being single ... Next time he makes a joke you don’t like, try something like, “Can we please not joke about my dating life? I don’t find it funny.” ...

it should be on me.” “That’s really funny, right?” Brunson says through laughter. “Well, you know what? Don’t worry about the character, just go ahead and take the costume off, leave ...

I so wanted to — but I thought, ‘It’s late in the day, don’t be a d–k,'” the ... “Thank you for accepting me into your life.” Brody didn’t leave the stage as the wrap-up music ...

If you're anything like me, there are two primary ... and they're plenty funny, too. The top 10 most commonly forgotten items don't hold many surprises. Again in descending order from 10th place ...

GREG GUTFELD: You know what's funny? I don't care ... That's not on me. That's my seat. Don't you have a process for having him leave that seat? Yes, we do. Can he go back to his seat?

Without the exact dimensions of this snake pit, it’s hard for me ... leave well enough alone.” Once you’ve gotten that longer message across, then “Please don’t” ought to do it. Funny ...

“He brought me a song. It was funny because I was like, ‘Man, this m----- song is either a career ender, or it’s the biggest f----- thing on the planet. I don’t know.’ ...

You can’t visit Mar-a-Lago and then expect the stink to ever leave ... I don’t agree with everything comedian Tim Allen, a conservative, says either, but Last Man Standing was still a funny ...

The "Grey's Anatomy" star, 55, reflected that the "stars really have aligned for me my whole life" as she ... spoke at the ceremony and said that "I don't know anybody like" Pompeo, a "great ...

No one knows for sure whether the "Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" author really said it, but it's a funny ... don’t support the Cincinnati-based developers who understand our city, we leave ...

Eric Dier is reportedly set to leave ... don’t feel sorry for myself in the slightest. I know what I’ve done. I know what I haven’t done. No one’s more critical of me than myself. “It is ...