What’s a ghost’s favorite nursery rhyme? Little BOO Peep. What time of year do people get injured the most? In the fall. 66. Why did the apple pie cross the road? It saw a fork up ahead.

From pumpkins and plaids to funny puns ... Use these short quotes for photos or to send to friends and family with clever sayings like, “Sweater luck next time,” “Fall's well that ends ...