Dallas Cowboys team owner and GM Jerry Jones has told a story about nearly becoming owner of the Chargers at a young age.

Cash cow” is a phrase commonly used to describe entities as overtly profitable as the Cowboys, but “foreign exchange” may be the more apt metaphor.

Yet another abrasive turn in the dramatic contractual standoff between Cowboys owner Jerry Jones and pass rusher Micah Parsons came Friday in response to the All-Pro defender penning a farewell to the franchise.