In the last couple of years, sales of one animal have gone through the roof: Everybody wants a goose. Life-size decorative ... now we want whimsy and dressed-up porch geese.” ...

STEPHANIE ZAWADA: My porch goose is on the front porch ... Well, some stores sell desk geese that you can dress up - maybe as BJ Leiderman, who does our theme music. MORGAN: It's an outward ...

And this flock of goose honked and shrieked, and the Romans woke up and protected the city. SIMON: Live in an apartment or just don't have a porch? Well, some stores sell desk geese that you can dress ...