I keep thinking about David Letterman comparing The Late Show ending to an adult bookstore

Not the analogy I'd expected.
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David Letterman Shades CBS Over Stephen Colbert’s 'Late Show' Cancellation

David Letterman isn't staying quiet following the news "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" is coming to an end -- but ...
Yardbarker

David Letterman Slams CBS Over Late Show Cancellation

David Letterman is not buying CBS’ explanation for ending The Late Show franchise. In a blunt recent quote, the former late-night host called the network “lying weasels” for saying the cancellation ...
Variety

David Letterman’s Worldwide Pants Teams With NBCUniversal and Merzigo for Expanded Streaming Distribution of Vintage Late-Night Episodes

David Letterman‘s long tenure in late-night is about to get a global boost as his Worldwide Pants teams with NBCUniversal and Merzigo to expand distribution of more than 6,000 episodes on YouTube, ...
The Indianapolis Star

From college radio to IndyCar, 5 things to know about David Letterman

The "Late Show" on CBS has made recent headlines with dustups between host Stephen Colbert and President Donald Trump, prickly monologues and calls for cancellation. But the eventual announcement it ...